"Not great, admittedly" Yeah that should be the title of my fucking memoir--Veep

17th April 2014

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

16th April 2014

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methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

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16th April 2014

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nickpickster:

Now he’s moving close, My heart in my throat.
I won’t say a word, But I think he knows…
That I’ve hardly slept, Since the night he left.
His body always kept, Mine inside of it.
Keep the nightmares out, Give me mouth to mouth.
I can’t live without ya, Take me to your house.

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16th April 2014

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sexybieb:

if i was someones favourite blog i think i would cry

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16th April 2014

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Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on.
I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you.
— Jonathan Safran Foer (via observando)

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15th April 2014

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I am a hundred percent certain that if I let you back in my life you will hurt me again, so I don’t want to see you. This isn’t a ploy. I’m not pouting. I don’t want you in my life.

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15th April 2014

Quote reblogged from Guardian Rock with 7,465 notes

i honestly don’t remember doing that
— me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

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15th April 2014

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from so young, so foolish. with 113,762 notes

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15th April 2014

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stupidstagram:

Using a Lil Wayne related hashtag to fight sexism. #Remarkable.

stupidstagram:

Using a Lil Wayne related hashtag to fight sexism. #Remarkable.

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